Natasha was aware someone had been following her for the last day or so, and had been waiting for them to make themselves known. When they hadn't by the time she finished up with some paperwork at the gym, she decided enough was enough and stopped after locking up to say, "Well, you might as well come out."

((For lurker-related purposes, but open ( Read more... )

For some reason, the zombie band was trying their hand at Metallica covers today. And as it turned out, it was really pretty difficult for dead guys (and girl) to keep up the tempo that came with 80's metal songs ( Read more... )

Natasha had gotten to the gym early on Monday to make sure everything was in order before she opened the place, by which she meant 'no one had wound up having sex on the mats.' She'd deep cleaned worse, but she would prefer not to, thanks ( Read more... )

Kitty hadn't especially needed radio to figure out something was up on the island. No, she'd figured that out around the time Derek ended up stripping on the stage of her bar, because it had a stripper pole now. And that didn't even count strangers having an opinion on- or apparently watching- her love life. Whatever it was, she assumed it was ( Read more... )

As the sun began to set, a portal reappeared in the park, sending out the irresistible, inescapable call for the young (and not so young) offspring who had come tumbling out of it on Saturday had to heed.

Time was up, folks. It's time to say goodbye.

Okay Buffy was well aware that she had a pretty active sex drive, but there was something about this week that made it almost unbearable. She had been, ahem, taking care of things herself of course but it wasn't really doing the trick as the week went on ( Read more... )

If Derek hadn't had to come in for his job, he would have been out in the woods, trying to work off some of the energy that had been building up this week. The very, very strange energy that he did not like in the slightest ( Read more... )

Tiny didn't usually scare Bo, man-mountain or not. For one because he was secretly a pretty decent guy, and for another because she could suck his life-force out through his...lips, if she ever needed to defend herself because he got possessed by demons, aliens, or Scientologists.

Tonight, though, the look he gave her when she started to walk ( Read more... )

Clint had to admit that out of all the things this place had thrown at him so far, being followed around by a hawk wasn't so bad ( Read more... )

Clint had thought that the most difficult part of his day would be to figure out how to write up his latest report to Fury without having to mention the past weekend. As it turned out, the difficult part was figuring out how to do much of anything with a tiny terrier on his lap, demanding all of his attention ( Read more... )